talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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