I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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