how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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