I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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