that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Houston, we have a blender
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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