Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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