thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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