And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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