I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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