im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My ATM looks so different sober.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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