Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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