I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Terrible idea I love it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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