Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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