But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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