Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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