I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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