I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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