Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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