I'm really into asian looking animals
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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