I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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