doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
