How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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