sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
vagina is talking i cant
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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