the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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