I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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