He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I have already put on my inside pants.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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