They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Let's paint friendship bongs
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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