i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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