Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you will always have a special place in my vag
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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