i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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