she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
third nipple confirmed
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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