I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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