This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
