So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just cropdusted the office
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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