lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
