can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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