butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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