I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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