best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
