is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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