You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Two words: blizzard sex
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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