I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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