Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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