morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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