All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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