I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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