Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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