I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My ATM looks so different sober.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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