I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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