I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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