Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Are we in a gay sports bar?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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