Whod you bang
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Are my feet made of real feet?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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